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Month: July 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellJuly 12, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people rejoice. In the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, we are informed…

Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently
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Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently

FinnJuly 12, 2026

In a new interview, Chris Brancato, listed as a screenwriter for the long-delayed sequel on IMDb, revealed he has finished…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture

FinnJuly 12, 2026

The rumors have been circulating for months, and now it’s official: Letterboxd, the social media app and website that has…

Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon
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Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes kicked off the second day of TennoCon 2026 with…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 12 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 12 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 12, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…

Mitch McConnell Takes a Tumble and a Hospital Trip Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mitch McConnell Takes a Tumble and a Hospital Trip Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Mitch McConnell’s latest health update. According to CNN, the Republican Senator…

Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow
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Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 😲 Queen might, just might, return to the live…

Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
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Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow

FinnJuly 12, 2026July 12, 2026

We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…

The Pretty Reckless in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)
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The Pretty Reckless in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2026

American rock band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

AC/DC in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)
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AC/DC in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2026

Australian rock from Sydney Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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