Dexter Holland and Billy Morrison Unite for New Single Never Gonna Change
Billy Morrison, guitarist for Billy Idol and former bassist of The Cult, has joined forces with The Offspring frontman Dexter…
Month: July 2026
MCU Gem Returns Alongside Project Hail Mary Debut
This week’s picks include a range of exciting new releases, from the second season of the Marvel animated series X-Men…
Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…
Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money
Because apparently we haven’t milked this concept enough yet, a former PlayStation boss, Shuhei Yoshida, decided to share his thoughts…
Absolutely Shredded Guy Reveals His Secret Is Water Aerobics
ORLANDO, FL — After years of being admired for his absolutely shredded physique, local man Chris Kolaski finally revealed…
Wilco and Breeders Smash YoYo World Record at Solid Sound Festival
Wilco’s annual Solid Sound Festival brought extra whimsy to North Adams, Massachusetts, over the weekend when the band teamed up…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Tie The Knot Insiders Reveal Details
The Wedding of the Century is no longer just Swiftie fan fiction. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are reportedly set…
Mamdani Offers To Cool New Yorkers Down By Sending Them To Siberian Gulag
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani asked New Yorkers weathering the heatwave to keep their thermostats at a…
ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…
Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…