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Month: July 2026

Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Colorado, where Governor Jared Polis just fired two…

Swift and Kelce take over MSG wow what a dream team
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Swift and Kelce take over MSG wow what a dream team

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Taylor Swift’s super-secret wedding plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Columbia, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her
Breaking News: Amy Lee from Evanescence Says Something Nice About Other Women in Metal, World Apparently Still Spinning 🌎
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Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Amy…

Top July 4th Tech And Audio Deals Right Now
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Top July 4th Tech And Audio Deals Right Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

July 4th holiday sales have kicked off early on Amazon, with deep price cuts on audio gear and personal electronics.…

You Won’t Believe What’s Killing The Dems Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What’s Killing The Dems Now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Stephen A. Smith’s latest take on socialism, and I’ve got to say,…

Wow State Fair Isn’t Coachella Who Knew
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow State Fair Isn’t Coachella Who Knew

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Great American State Fair, and folks, I almost got a kick…

THE ORANGE ORACLE breaks silence on July 2 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE breaks silence on July 2 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026July 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again left to decipher the wisdom of the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

«Rock-n-roll with folk-n-blues influences» from Nowhere, US Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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