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Month: July 2026

Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use
Babylon Bee

Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    LONDON — A rape gang was busted Wednesday after British police received an anonymous tip that they’d been illegally…

Jobs Report Drops Thursday Will It Save The Economy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jobs Report Drops Thursday Will It Save The Economy

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the labor market, which has been stuck in neutral for the past…

Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego
Breaking, Music News

Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Breaking News: Shannon Larkin Apologizes to Nikki Sixx for Calling Out MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Use of Backing Tracks – The Drama…

Jazz Fest Chaos Six Hospitalized After Montreal Concert Incident
Live, Music News

Jazz Fest Chaos Six Hospitalized After Montreal Concert Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Six people were hospitalized following Angine de Poitrine’s free outdoor concert at the Montreal International Jazz Festival on Saturday, June…

Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single Week
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Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single Week

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    METROPOLIS — The public was once again amazed by one of its heroes in recent days, as Supergirl unveiled…

Harry Shearer on The Simpsons inconsistent quality
Live

Harry Shearer on The Simpsons inconsistent quality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Since 1989, Harry Shearer has voiced multiple characters on The Simpsons, including Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, and Principal Skinner. In…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Back In The White House
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Who’s Back In The White House

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it looks like Jason Miller, a former adviser and campaign…

Netflix Stars Caught Climbing Empire State Building Rooftop
Live

Netflix Stars Caught Climbing Empire State Building Rooftop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

On Wednesday, a man and a woman scaled to the very top of the Empire State Building, hoisted a flag…

KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm
Breaking, Music News

KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Kid Rock is still a thing, and he’s still buddies with…

McCarthy and Owen Tackle JonBenet Ramsey Murder Series for Netflix
Live

McCarthy and Owen Tackle JonBenet Ramsey Murder Series for Netflix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Netflix is set to release a new limited series, The Murder of JonBenét Ramsey, which will star Clive Owen and…

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