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Month: July 2026

Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not
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Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes has announced a brand new solar system for Warframe…

RUSH somehow still functioning despite Geddy Lee’s old man illnesses
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RUSH somehow still functioning despite Geddy Lee’s old man illnesses

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back on the road, and I’m not sure if…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump orders flags lowered for Lindsey Graham
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump orders flags lowered for Lindsey Graham

Milton TruthwellJuly 12, 2026

The nation was shaken to its core as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, issued a…

Pitbull Breaks Record For Largest Crowd In Bald Caps Gathering
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Pitbull Breaks Record For Largest Crowd In Bald Caps Gathering

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Miami rapper Pitbull set a Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people wearing bald caps on July 10th…

Tariffs somehow not magically fixing everything instantly still
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Tariffs somehow not magically fixing everything instantly still

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Toyota is actually shifting some production from Mexico to the United…

Jack White Performs with Daughter Scarlett in Brooklyn
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Jack White Performs with Daughter Scarlett in Brooklyn

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Jack White shared the stage with his daughter, Scarlett, during his concert at Brooklyn Paramount on Saturday night. The 19-year-old…

Cure Bassist Simon Gallup Out Sick Son Eden Steps In
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Cure Bassist Simon Gallup Out Sick Son Eden Steps In

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

The Cure announced Saturday that bass player Simon Gallup had briefly stepped away from playing on the band’s European tour…

AC/DC Launches Summer Tour with Epic 21 Song Classic Setlist
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AC/DC Launches Summer Tour with Epic 21 Song Classic Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

AC/DC launched the Summer 2026 North American leg of their “PWR/UP” tour on Saturday night, July 11th, in Charlotte, North…

Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record
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Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The sudden death of influential Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham is sending…

JAY-Z Celebrates 25 Years with Epic Yankee Stadium Show
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JAY-Z Celebrates 25 Years with Epic Yankee Stadium Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

JAY-Z returned to Yankee Stadium on Saturday, July 11th, to play the second of three consecutive shows this weekend. After…

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