ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Typical day on border under Biden with Kamala Harris in charge
This just in: THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words are still echoing through the chambers of our collective…
Month: July 2026
You Won’t Believe Who’s Now In Charge
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros just ousted 15-term incumbent Rep. Diana DeGette…
Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…
More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming
The movies are coming, the movies are coming. Or, rather, they’re already here, and you can watch them from the…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE THE ORANGE ORACLE makes statement on Truth Social
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are rejoicing. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK…
When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal
Apparently the maternity ward disagreed Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Trump Earns $10.7 Million from Amazon Melania Documentary
President Donald Trump’s latest financial disclosure has revealed that he received a $10.7 million licensing payment tied to Amazon MGM…
Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In
The post Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In appeared first on The…
CNN thinks I care about moon bases and coffee perks really
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup is in full swing, and Team USA…
Meet 7 Brave Trans Athletes Whose Dreams Were Crushed By The SCOTUS Ruling
Before the United States Supreme Court handed down its ruling that effectively banned trans athletes from competing in women’s…