Democrat Voters Excited To See Who Party Will Unilaterally Nominate Next
AUGUSTA, ME — With their ballots now chucked in the garbage, Democratic voters are once again excitedly waiting to…
Month: July 2026
Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Meridian Hill Park fountain in Washington, DC,…
Jack White Fires Back At Religious Critics Amid Satanist Band Drama
Jack White has never been scared to instruct Satan to get behind him, well, at least not since 2005. Now,…
Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life
OH MY GOD, LORNA SHORE JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO AND I’M FREAKING OUT!!! 🤯 I mean, who…
Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…
ORACLE ALERT: Donald J Trump Denounces Maggie Haberman Book As Fake News
TRANSMISSION FROM THE ORANGE ORACLE: TRUMP UNLEASHES FURY ON “MAGGOT” HAGERMAN In a scathing Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF CAPS…
Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Metallica’s “ReLoad” album has…
Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…
Teen Shooter Suddenly Remembers Lawyer’s Advice
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A teenager, Colt Gray, who opened fire at his Georgia high…
Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting
A New Jersey township council was serenaded with Morrissey and Lizzo songs at a meeting this week. Unfortunately for those…