Jay Z’s Blueprint Anniversary Falls Flat After Strong Opener
During the encore of JAY-Z’s Reasonable Doubt 30th Anniversary concert on Friday, July 10th, the hometown hero joked that he…
Month: July 2026
Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Bernadette and David Vander Meer is a…
Trump geographically challenges reality again somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has not been charitable about politicians’ verbal gaffes,…
Trump’s Masterpiece Turns Into Democrats’ Get Out The Vote Tool
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s speech on the 250th anniversary of the nation’s founding, where he…
Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…
US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to say,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Lindsey Graham dies a true American Patriot says Donald J Trump
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Announces Passing of Senator Lindsey Graham In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just saw that US Sen. Lindsey Graham, a Republican…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 11 2026
Breaking news: THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued a new TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, outlining what…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 11 2026
In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…