You wont believe what CNN says is Americas mascot now
The article about the most American animal had me raising an eyebrow, and I almost spilled my coffee reading about…
Month: July 2026
Chris Brown Ordered to Pay 13 Million in Dog Attack Case
A jury has ruled that Chris Brown must pay $13 million to his former housekeeper after his 200-pound dog mauled…
Big Guy Just Declassified Almost Everything Wait What
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Salivating Brewers Fans Chase Down Mascots In Sausage Race
MILWAUKEE—Climbing down from the stands with mustard and ketchup packets clutched in their fists, dozens of rabid, salivating Milwaukee…
You Won’t Believe This City’s Main Claim to Fame
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarasota, Florida, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the idea…
Wow Trump Still Gets Some Wins At Supreme Court Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump used his trusty black Sharpie to sign an…
THE ORANGE ORACLE mourns Village People singer Victor Willis at 74
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is in mourning. In a TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF CAPS…
Seattle’s Brilliant Fix: Free Gov Houses For All
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon a story that made me raise an…
You won’t believe what cops found in this Philly house
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A park ranger in Philadelphia stumbled upon a black BMW parked…
16 Kids Found Living in Total Chaos in Ohio What Is Wrong
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Authorities in southern Ohio arrested four adults on felony child endangerment…