Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…
Month: July 2026
Beard Policy Clearly Working As Intended Says Hegseth
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s latest adventure, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SK Hynix, a company that’s apparently making waves in the tech world. This…
Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…
David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious feels? Because I just listened to the latest episode of the…
Most Modern in Charlotte, NC (07/09/2026)
Darkwave and synth-pop from Austin, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
In A Darkened Room in Charlotte, NC (07/09/2026)
80's inspired Goth Rock/post-punk from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
MSG Kept List Of Celebrity Guests Including Sexual Orientation Details
Madison Square Garden kept a running list of rappers, musicians, actors, and other celebrities, labeling them as risks and also…
Trump Blocked from Reclaiming Kennedy Center Naming Rights
A federal court has shot down President Donald Trump’s argument that the Kennedy Center will lose money if his name…
Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly
Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the White House firing the leadership of the Election Assistance…