ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date and number
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Palm Beach, Florida, have responded in kind. In a shocking turn…
Month: July 2026
Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, Israel shared some intel with…
GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Colorado, where Marine veteran Victor Marx has won…
Planned Parenthood Regains Federal Funding
Planned Parenthood regained access to federal funding for non-abortion care after a ban in the One Big Beautiful Bill…
The Worst Time to Leave the Crowd
Never underestimate the opening band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
RUSH Hits Madison Square Garden Get Tickets Now
RUSH bring their “Fifty Something” reunion tour to Madison Square Garden for four nights this summer — Tuesday, July 28th,…
Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Graham Platner’s exit from the Maine Senate race. It’s been a wild…
‘Love Island’ Contestant Under Fire After Newly Surfaced Photos Show Him Wearing Shirt
MAMANUCA ISLANDS, FIJI—In a revelation that prompted widespread calls for producers to remove him from the reality show’s villa, Love…
Iron Maiden Snubs Rock Hall Induction Ceremony Anyway
After years of being snubbed, Iron Maiden were finally announced as a Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductee earlier…
Grassley Tries To Make FBI Director’s Expense Report Interesting Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Judiciary Chair Chuck Grassley is giving FBI Director Kash Patel…