Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this lawsuit against the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the…
Month: July 2026
Agent Smith Meets a Metalhead
Black shirts. Hot weather. No regrets. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…
Wife Says She Will Be Ready To Go In 45 Minutes, Plus Stoppage Time
LIMERICK, PA — In preparation for their Friday date night, local wife Allison Murphy informed her husband that she…
Joe Bonamassa Sets 2027 Winter US Tour Dates
Joe Bonamassa has announced a new slate of US winter tour dates set for 2027, establishing yet another busy stretch…
Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn has reached another settlement with the…
Platner’s Possible Exit Sends Maine Dems Into Panic Mode Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama in Maine’s Senate race is unfolding like a soap…
Sabrina Carpenter Stoked to See RUSH Live in Concert
Sabrina Carpenter loves her some RUSH. The pop superstar attended one of the legendary prog-rock act’s recent reunion shows, and…
Judge to DOJ: Hands Off Georgia Election Workers Info
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest development in the never-ending saga of the…
Sacha Baron Cohen Films New Ali G Movie In Secret
Any time we don’t hear from Sacha Baron Cohen for a while, we should just assume he’s up to something…