ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran Releases Wrongfully Detained American Citizen After Biden Era Arrest
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unparalleled diplomatic prowess of THE MAR-A-LAGO…
Month: July 2026
ICE Shooting Investigation Finds What You’d Expect In A Van
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Lorenzo Salgado Araujo case, and I have…
The Fastest Way to End a Metal Argument 🤘 ⭐
Some debates aren't worth having. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
CDs Surpass Vinyl Sales In First Half Of 2026
For the better part of the last decade, vinyl has been the face of music’s physical revival. But according to…
Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…
Health Safety Tip: Before Consuming Lettuce, Try Being A Man And Eating Real Food
U.S. — In the wake of thousands falling ill due to parasitic infection from fresh produce, health experts are…
Badalamenti’s Blue Velvet Score Turns 40 On Vinyl
Forty years after David Lynch’s Blue Velvet changed the sound of American cinema forever, Angelo Badalamenti‘s haunting score is returning…
Tim Burton’s Mars Attacks Hits 4K Ultra HD
Tim Burton’s movies all have a sense of humor to them, but 1996’s Mars Attacks! is one of his more…
White House UFC Fight Erupts Over Michelle Obama Non Insult
Folks, I’m sitting here reading this article about Vice President JD Vance and I’m just shaking my head. He was…
10 Rejected Titles For Biden’s New Memoir
At long last, the wait is over — President Joe Biden has written a memoir about his time in…