Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…
Month: July 2026
Larry David Takes Aim at RFK Jr in New Comedy Special
The new HBO comedy series Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness has been making waves with its notable guest…
Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Britain’s new prime minister, Andy Burnham, and I have to say,…
Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story out of northern California, where two US Forest Service…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump to release intel on election system vulnerabilities tonight
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: China stole 220 million US voter files in massive data breach
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is out: the People’s Republic of China has pulled off the largest…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ensuring election integrity remains fundamental to American democracy still
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are gathered around the digital altar, eager to devour the latest TRANSMISSION…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT Hails Tim Sheehy as Great Winner
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social…
Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump and his team are doing…
China’s Leader to Bring Checkbook and Smiles to White House
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump recently made some serious claims about China, saying…