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Month: July 2026

Echo and the Bunnymen Drop New Album and Single
Live, Music News

Echo and the Bunnymen Drop New Album and Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Echo & the Bunnymen have announced they are releasing a new album, Apples for Isaac, out September 18th. As a…

Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay
Breaking, Games News

Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Get ready to roll your eyes in awe at the star-studded cast of Emberville, the upcoming Action RPG from Cygnus…

Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise
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Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

It’s that time of the month again, folks, when PlayStation Plus decides to bless us with a new batch of…

GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
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GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…

Kim Thayil bravely finishes Soundgarden album without actually having Chris Cornell
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Kim Thayil bravely finishes Soundgarden album without actually having Chris Cornell

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 😱 Because I’ve got a whole lot of it to dish…

Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Maine Democrats’ scramble to find a new nominee for the US…

Riot Police Excitedly Crouch Behind Armored Vehicle Like Group Of 3-Year-Olds About To Perform Ballet
The Onion

Riot Police Excitedly Crouch Behind Armored Vehicle Like Group Of 3-Year-Olds About To Perform Ballet

FinnJuly 16, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Bunching together with nervous energy and dolled up in matching gear, a group of riot police crouched excitedly…

Lupe Fiasco And Gym Class Heroes Unite For 2026 US Tour
Live, Music News

Lupe Fiasco And Gym Class Heroes Unite For 2026 US Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

In a bill clearly made for this very writer circa 2009, Lupe Fiasco and gymclassheroes have teamed up for forthcoming…

Korra Turns 15 With Global Concert Tour
Live, Music News

Korra Turns 15 With Global Concert Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

The 15th anniversary of The Legend of Korra, a spin-off to the beloved Avatar: The Last Airbender series, will be…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Presidential Post from Donald Trump on July 16, 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Presidential Post from Donald Trump on July 16, 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 16, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again thrown into a state of perplexed awe. In a…

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