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Month: July 2026

Shatner Rocks Riot Fest with Metal Band at 95
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Shatner Rocks Riot Fest with Metal Band at 95

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

William Shatner is going where no 95-year-old man has gone before. The legendary Star Trek actor is playing Chicago’s Riot…

Bowie Archive Unveils Rare Recordings With Jimmy Page Guest Spot
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Bowie Archive Unveils Rare Recordings With Jimmy Page Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

The Shel Talmy Recordings, a collection of David Bowie’s 1965 sessions with The Who and The Kinks producer Shel Talmy,…

Nolan’s The Odyssey Epic Film We Need Now
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Nolan’s The Odyssey Epic Film We Need Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is a sprawling epic that brings Homer’s ancient tale to life with stunning technical precision and…

I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess
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I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The most epic story of all time is coming to a theater near you, and by epic, I mean it’s…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The Batman Part II has been pushed back yet again, because of course it has. The latest delay puts the…

Study Shows Mysterious Link Between Trying To Run Over ICE Agent And Bullets Striking Windshield
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Study Shows Mysterious Link Between Trying To Run Over ICE Agent And Bullets Striking Windshield

FinnJuly 15, 2026

    U.S. — Following yet another controversial incident in recent days involving federal immigration enforcement involvement in the death of…

Teens Charged With Tampering After Swim Team Member Drowns
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Teens Charged With Tampering After Swim Team Member Drowns

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the mysterious death of Daniel Erving, an 18-year-old athlete who drowned in a…

Napalm Death Bring Grindcore To NPRs Tiny Desk Concert Series
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Napalm Death Bring Grindcore To NPRs Tiny Desk Concert Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Napalm Death have made history by performing a set for NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert series. This marks the first time…

Phil Collins Drops Face Value 45th Anniversary Box Set
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Phil Collins Drops Face Value 45th Anniversary Box Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Phil Collins is celebrating the 45th anniversary of his 1981 debut solo album Face Value with a new box set…

L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Gets $300,000 for Brain Cancer Fight
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L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Gets $300,000 for Brain Cancer Fight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

An unbelievable showing of support has transpired following Monday’s announcement that L7 bassist Jennifer Finch is battling aggressive brain cancer,…

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