Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…
Month: July 2026
CVS Clerk Reminds Looter To Enter Rewards Number Before Fleeing
SANTA MONICA, CA — According to sources, a CVS employee kept a clear head amid the chaos of a…
Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Kalshi, a prediction market company, is threatening…
Strokes Premiere Dine N Dash Live at Red Rocks
The new album from The Strokes, Reality Awaits, is out now. Last night, the band performed at the Red Rocks…
Rock Legends Ramones, Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins Score Hollywood Stars
The Hollywood Walk of Fame’s Class of 2027 has been announced, and it includes the Ramones, Linkin Park, and The…
Hatebreed Unleashes Death Metal Banger Kill Count Increase
This week’s Heavy Song of the Week is a feature on Heavy Consequence breaking down the top metal, punk, and…
Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the media world, and I have to say,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Kurt Alme battles Radical Left Democrat Alani Bankhead in Montana
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Montana are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…
Heaven Confirms Prayer Hands Emoji Counts As Actually Praying For Someone
HEAVEN — Millions breathed a sigh of relief today as Heavenly sources confirmed that sending a prayer hands emoji…
Guns N Roses Launch 2026 Tour with Epic 29 Song Setlist
Guns N’ Roses kicked off their 2026 North American tour at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh, North Carolina, on Thursday night,…