Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House counsel who’s in hot water…
Month: July 2026
System of a Down Fans Chant Pull Oasis Out Your Ass
System of a Down led the audience at London’s Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in an anti-Oasis chant during their show on…
Michelle Branch Reboots The Game of Love with New Radicals
MICHELLE BRANCH marked the 25th anniversary of her debut record with a nostalgic livestream dubbed MBTV, during which she announced…
Fiona Apple Drops New Track for Apple TVs Lucky Series
Fiona Apple is back with a new song, “Horns of a Bull,” which serves as the theme for Apple TV’s…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: New York loses data centers to red states under Governor Kathy Hochul
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has issued a dire warning to the state of New York,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Michael Alfonso for Wisconsin seat
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Wisconsin’s 7th Congressional District should take heed. In a recent transmission…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Mike Lindell for Minnesota Governor
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has declared war on the state…
Rubio Vows To Dismantle International Criminal Court
Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced a U.S. diplomatic campaign to dismantle the International Criminal Court “brick by brick,”…
Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute
IRVINE, CA — Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce…
Shatner Rocks Riot Fest with Metal Band at 95
William Shatner is going where no 95-year-old man has gone before. The legendary Star Trek actor is playing Chicago’s Riot…