Melt-Banana Hits US Roads This September 2026
Veteran Japanese noise-rockers Melt-Banana have announced a 2026 US tour that will run throughout the month of September. The outing,…
Month: July 2026
Sylvan Esso Drops First Self Released Album Ow ∞ And New Track
Sylvan Esso have announced their fifth studio album, Ow ∞, due out September 11th via their own label, Psychic Hotline.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT decries treatment of 52,000 innocent protesters
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again left to decipher the latest TRANSMISSION from the Mar-a-Lago…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 21 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
Discovery Channel Finds Plane Lost Since 1952 Because That’s Totally Normal
Folks, I’ve got my coffee in hand and I’m reading about a story that’s got me shaking my head in…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 21 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Man Angry He Got Hit By Sprinkler Acting Like He’s Never Going To Be Dry Again
EAU CLAIRE, WI—Staring down at his dampened shirt with a mixture of anger and stunned disbelief, local man Frank…
Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow
Get ready to rev up your engines and crash into the world of Wreckreation 2, the sequel to the arcade…
Whitney Cummings Trump Jokes Cut from Netflix Kennedy Center Special
The Kennedy Center has been accused of censorship by comedian Whitney Cummings, who claims that two jokes about President Donald…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trumps high tax exodus spreads to the Midwest region
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the prophecy has been fulfilled. In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump’s long-predicted…