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Month: July 2026

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

Nigel Godrich and Dhani Harrison Unite as Dragonflies Drop Slower Single
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Nigel Godrich and Dhani Harrison Unite as Dragonflies Drop Slower Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Radiohead producer Nigel Godrich and Dhani Harrison have officially joined forces as Dragonflies. The pair’s debut self-titled album is due…

2hollis Drops Emotional New Track Hurt Now Streaming
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2hollis Drops Emotional New Track Hurt Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

2hollis is back with “Hurt,” his first new song since releasing last year’s Star. 2hollis’ new song “Hurt” retains many…

Billie Joe Covers Nirvana For Late L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch
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Billie Joe Covers Nirvana For Late L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong dedicated a performance of Nirvana’s “Drain You” to late L7 bassist Jennifer Finch while…

Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
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Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…

Overbearing Girlfriend Expects Man To Take Feelings In Head, Use Words To Say Them Into World
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Overbearing Girlfriend Expects Man To Take Feelings In Head, Use Words To Say Them Into World

FinnJuly 22, 2026

       BOSTON—Struggling to come to grips with the unreasonable demands, local man Gerald Ullman told reporters Wednesday that his overbearing…

Elon Musk Reinvents The Odyssey with AI Powered Update
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Elon Musk Reinvents The Odyssey with AI Powered Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Elon Musk has announced plans to use his AI chatbot Grok to create a full-length movie of The Odyssey that…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims Arizona sweep 18 months after his win
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims Arizona sweep 18 months after his win

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the MAGA faithful are rejoicing. In a triumphant Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF CAPS…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT heads to Dover Air Force Base to honor heroes
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT heads to Dover Air Force Base to honor heroes

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

In a move that has left many scratching their heads, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald Trump, took…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US to Bomb Iran Bridges or Power Plants for Ship Attacks
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US to Bomb Iran Bridges or Power Plants for Ship Attacks

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

In a shocking move, the ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President DONALD J. TRUMP, has issued a stern warning to…

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