Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life
OH MY GOD, LORNA SHORE JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO AND I’M FREAKING OUT!!! 🤯 I mean, who…
Month: July 2026
Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…
ORACLE ALERT: Donald J Trump Denounces Maggie Haberman Book As Fake News
TRANSMISSION FROM THE ORANGE ORACLE: TRUMP UNLEASHES FURY ON “MAGGOT” HAGERMAN In a scathing Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF CAPS…
Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Metallica’s “ReLoad” album has…
Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…
Teen Shooter Suddenly Remembers Lawyer’s Advice
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A teenager, Colt Gray, who opened fire at his Georgia high…
Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting
A New Jersey township council was serenaded with Morrissey and Lizzo songs at a meeting this week. Unfortunately for those…
Fiona Apple Opens Up About Creative Struggles Amid Turbulent Times
Fiona Apple gave a sincere statement about where she’s at creatively in a video posted to social media Friday, decrying…
Turkish President Gives Handguns To NATO Leaders
      To showcase his nation’s defense industry, President Recep Tayyip ErdoÄŸan of Türkiye presented each NATO leader with a Turkish-made…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…