Homer’s Epic Poem Gets New Translation Ahead of Nolan Film
The recent announcement of Christopher Nolan’s movie adaptation of The Odyssey has sparked new interest in the original text, an…
Month: July 2026
White House Gets New Front Door Because Security Was Too Easy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is getting a security upgrade, and I’m not…
World Cup Reinvigorates Nation’s Interest In Kicking Things
WASHINGTON—Having been provided with a powerful reminder that legs were not merely for standing around on, millions of Americans…
Jack White Saves Twin Temple From Tour Ejection with New Gig
Satanic doo-wop duo Twin Temple were kicked off of country singer Charley Crockett’s tour due to their Satanic imagery, only…
Huey Lewis Steps Away From Music Scene Completely Now
Huey Lewis confirmed during a recent podcast appearance that he has been “basically deaf” for nearly nine years after living…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 10 2026
The nation was rocked once again by a transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Donald Trump, on his trusty platform…
King Adaptation And Jennifer Garner Film Hit Streaming This Week
This week’s picks for streaming include a variety of new releases, including The Long Walk, a dystopian film based on…
Anthrax still exists somehow releases new music video
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this?! 🤯 ANTHRAX is finally releasing a new album, and it’s only been…
Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again
Ever wondered why some movie studios keep pumping out films in long-running series, or constantly rebooting already existing stories and…
Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well
Because apparently we haven’t adapted enough anime into live-action movies yet, Lionsgate has decided to launch a global casting call…