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Month: July 2026

Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
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Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…

Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
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Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…

Westeros Wars Relaunches, Because Money Still Grows On Trees Apparently
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Westeros Wars Relaunches, Because Money Still Grows On Trees Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh joy, another delay in the world of gaming, because what’s a few more months of waiting when you’re ready…

Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
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Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…

Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
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Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…

Jonathan Cain Blasts Bruce Springsteen Over Politics
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Jonathan Cain Blasts Bruce Springsteen Over Politics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Journey keyboardist-guitarist Jonathan Cain has called Bruce Springsteen “an annoying, bitter old man” who should “shut up” about politics. During…

Super Troopers Crash Limp Bizkit Concert Over Noise Complaint
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Super Troopers Crash Limp Bizkit Concert Over Noise Complaint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Limp Bizkit’s performance of “Break Stuff” at the “Summer of ’99 and Beyond Festival” in Tinley Park, Illinois, was interrupted…

Rebecca Black Plans 2026 Exhibitionism on Tour Music Event
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Rebecca Black Plans 2026 Exhibitionism on Tour Music Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Rebecca Black has announced “Exhibitionism on Tour — Rebecca Black as: Miss Delicious,” a new North American headlining tour set…

Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help
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Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Donald Trump Jr.’s investment firm, 1789 Capital, has been raking…

Avengers Unleash Multiverse Mayhem In First Full Trailer Release
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Avengers Unleash Multiverse Mayhem In First Full Trailer Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Over a year of hype-building stunts and slowly-rolled-out teasers has led to this: Marvel Studios has finally released the first…

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