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Month: July 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump vows harsh retaliation for Iran’s American soldier killings
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump vows harsh retaliation for Iran’s American soldier killings

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has sent shockwaves through the nation’s capital, as President Donald Trump declared that…

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: Netanyahu safe in US as Trump blasts Iran regime
The Orange Oracle

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: Netanyahu safe in US as Trump blasts Iran regime

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words are still echoing through the halls of power. In a latest TRANSMISSION…

Never-Ending Pasta Pass Returns To Olive Garden
The Onion

Never-Ending Pasta Pass Returns To Olive Garden

FinnJuly 20, 2026

       Olive Garden announced the return of the Never-Ending Pasta Pass, giving pass holders 13 weeks of unlimited pasta for…

Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time
Babylon Bee

Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    U.S. — After 19 days of added time, Pride Month finally came to a close.    Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

Tomahawk Reunites Onstage With Melvins After 13 Year Hiatus
Live, Music News

Tomahawk Reunites Onstage With Melvins After 13 Year Hiatus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Tomahawk played their first show in 13 years as they kicked off a US tour with the Melvins on Saturday…

Melissa Auf der Maur Unveils First New Music in 15 Years
Live, Music News

Melissa Auf der Maur Unveils First New Music in 15 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Melissa Auf der Maur has announced her new album, BASS WOMB ROOM: My ’90s 4-Track Demos x Field Recordings, containing…

Federal Building Gets Free Fireworks Courtesy of Angry Protester
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Federal Building Gets Free Fireworks Courtesy of Angry Protester

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who allegedly threw an incendiary device at New York City’s…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump shares thoughts on July 20 2026 on social media
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump shares thoughts on July 20 2026 on social media

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The nation held its breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, issued a TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on July 20 2026 on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on July 20 2026 on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the TRANSMISSION is all about “GENERAL RULES”. In a shocking turn…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump backs House Republicans budget bill efforts
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump backs House Republicans budget bill efforts

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are rejoicing. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH,…

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