THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DJT claims 400 million dollar ballroom gift to America
We have breaking news, folks, as THE ORANGE ORACLE has issued another TRANSMISSION from the hallowed halls of Truth Social.…
Day: September 2, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump proposes renaming Hormuz Strait to Trump Strait
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is bracing for impact. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…
Sauron Insists He Only Tried To Enslave All Of Middle-Earth Because He Was Suffering From Postpartum Depression
BARAD-DÛR, MORDOR — Accused of attempting to enslave all the free peoples of Middle-earth and cover the land with…
Amazon Offers AirPods At Lowest Prices Of The Year
Labor Day is upon us, and Apple’s various AirPods models are on sale as part of Amazon’s Labor Day Sale.…
Van Halen Drummer Alex Van Halen Earns Royal Dutch Honor
Drumming legend Alex Van Halen has been knighted as a member of the Order of the Netherlands Lion. This is…
AI Music Identification Tips Unveiled Now
AI is a moving target, and the tricks that help us identify it can quickly become outdated. When Suno launched…
ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Pierre Damas Bel, a 20-year-old Haitian immigrant, is…
Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs
There are no new Harry Potter books or movies on the horizon, but that’s not stopping Warner Bros. from finding…
Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
Universal Orlando is saying goodbye to another piece of its past, as Animal Actors on Location is set to close…
GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing
In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of human history, GWAR has announced that they’re…