Satch and Vai Unleash Album For 12 People Who Still Care About Guitar Solos
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 After decades of friendship, guitar legends Joe Satriani and Steve Vai have…
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Babylon Bee Writers Devastated As AOC Announces She Will Never Date A Conservative
BABYLON BEE HEADQUARTERS — Mourning and sorrow have seized the writers of The Babylon Bee as Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,…
Elliot Page Waits for Next Role After The Odyssey
In The Odyssey, Elliot Page has a small but significant role as Sinon, the soldier sacrificed to sell the Greeks’…
Avalanches Unveil Massive 31 Track New Album No Bad Memories
The Avalanches have revealed the full tracklist for their upcoming fourth album, No Bad Memories, and this time they’ve assembled…
Anika Nilles Brings RUSH Classic Tom Sawyer to Life
Anika Nilles has reflected on her experience getting the gig as RUSH’s drummer and playing her first concert with the…
Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s new ad campaign, and I have to say, it’s quite…
Tim Kurkjian Quits ‘Baseball Tonight’ After Discovering MMA
BRISTOL, CT—Claiming he was now convinced he had wasted his life covering “a little boy sport,” longtime ESPN analyst…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE has decreed that the Hormuz Strait, a vital waterway connecting the Gulf of…
Industry Desperately Clings to Cozy Games in 2026
In the grand tradition of gaming genres that promise to suck away our productivity and social lives, the “cozy game”…
Nation Proposes Repealing 19th Amendment But Just For Women Who Support Lindsay Clancy
WASHINGTON, DC — Citizens of the United States have proposed repealing the right for women to vote, but only…