ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Missouri Supreme Court Rules to Change Maps Before Election
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Missouri are left to pick up the pieces. In a recent…
Day: September 3, 2026
Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…
Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now
Because what the world really needed was another reason to reminisce about the good old days, it’s been revealed that…
Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest plans, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy. The…
Stella Lefty Faces Plagiarism Claims Over Blake Shelton Song
Stella Lefty’s originality is under investigation once again, this time over similarities between one of her songs and a release…
Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is planning to break ground on a “triumphal…
Miley Drops Sultry New Video For Bass Persuades Single Now
Miley’s new era has begun: “Bass Persuades,” the title track and lead single off her upcoming new album, is out…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social September 3 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump praises Syria’s pitch as Hormuz alternative
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. President Donald Trump, also known as…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Sec Lutnick misfires on Venezuela but Iran sees 18 killed
We’ve received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. According to the latest post on Truth Social,…