ORACLE ALERT: Trump Claims Media Outlets Are Treasonous For Questioning Ammunition Supply
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reminded of the unwavering confidence of its beloved leader,…
Day: September 3, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump claims US has unlimited ammunition stockpiled for unlikely war
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unparalleled greatness of the United States…
TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: President Donald J Trump warns Canadian politicians of economic collapse consequences
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and Canada should tremble. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, Donald…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP names Adam Telle Acting Secretary of Army immediately
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…
UGREEN peddles pricey liquid-cooled power banks to fuel your gadget addiction
It’s time to get charged up, folks, because UGREEN just unveiled its MagFlow Series, a lineup of Qi2 25 W…
Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A shooting in a Minneapolis apartment building has left two people…
Drake Hints At Mysterious Fear Of Missing Out Project
Drake is teasing something or other, and that something is called Fear of Missing Out. The rapper took to social…
Gloria Steinem Opens Up in Netflix Series Final Episode
The Brad Falchuk-hosted interview series Famous Last Words has just released its newest episode, as per tradition timed to launch…
Ex Turnstile Guitarist Faces Competency Test Amid Lawyer Threat
Former Turnstile guitarist Brady Ebert was ordered to undergo a competency evaluation after threatening to fire his lawyer and press…
Powerful: Gloria Steinem Refuses To Allow Satan To Hold Door To Hell Open For Her
HELL — Feminist icon Gloria Steinem refused to allow Satan to hold the door open for her on the…