Breaking: Justice Still In The Hands Of God
U.S. — As news broke that the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy would end in a mistrial, Heaven released…
Day: September 5, 2026
Stella Parton Slams Fake AI Content After Dolly Death Rumors
A slew of AI generated content about Dolly Parton has motivated her sister, Stella Parton, to call out those “exploiting…
Band of Brothers: Because You Clearly Haven’t Cried Enough About WWII Yet Here Comes Another Documentary
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a healthy dose of patriotism? 🎉 Because HBO Max…
Barry Morphew’s freedom ends in predictable fashion again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Barry Morphew, the Colorado man who’s been making headlines for all the…
KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
I just found out that Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons, the sons of KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons,…
Trump Presidency Successfully Evades Law Again Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s administration has been playing a…
Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…
Trump’s Ex-Enforcer Thinks Admin Isn’t Mean Enough Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Greg Bovino, the former Border Patrol commander who’s been making waves with his…
Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…
Kelly Clarkson Was Absolutely Thrilled to Be Forced Into a Life of Fame and Fortune Against Her Will on American Idol
Kelly Clarkson, the OG American Idol winner, is still out here living her best life, and we’re all just over…