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Day: September 8, 2026

GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism
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GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

The Republican-controlled House last week adopted a resolution denouncing socialism “in all its forms,” but it seems like the Trump…

Metal Legends Iron Maiden Megadeth Anthrax Invade New Jersey Stadium
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Metal Legends Iron Maiden Megadeth Anthrax Invade New Jersey Stadium

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Saturday night was a momentous occasion as metal icons Iron Maiden brought their “Run for Your Lives Tour” to Sports…

Yuridia Sets 2027 US Tour After Record Breaking Mexico City Gigs
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Yuridia Sets 2027 US Tour After Record Breaking Mexico City Gigs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Yuridia has announced a 2027 US leg of her “Las Cartas Sobre La Mesa Tour,” following a pair of historic…

Isaiah Rashad Expands 2026 Tour For Sun’s Tirade Anniversary Run
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Isaiah Rashad Expands 2026 Tour For Sun’s Tirade Anniversary Run

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Isaiah Rashad has extended his “Lil Sunny’s Awful Road Trip” world tour through March 2027, including a second 2026 North…

News Station Adds Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru Wait Times To Traffic Report
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News Station Adds Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru Wait Times To Traffic Report

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    LUBBOCK, TX — In an effort to better serve residents, one local news station added Chick-Fil-A drive-thru wait times…

Fed to Bond Market: Chill, We Got This Maybe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fed to Bond Market: Chill, We Got This Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Investors are getting all worked up about government deficits and inflation,…

Drunk History Returns This Fall With New Short Form Episodes
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Drunk History Returns This Fall With New Short Form Episodes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Comedy Central has announced it is bringing back Drunk History for three new short-form episodes starting next week, marking the…

Star Wars Gets Rare 70mm IMAX Release For 50th Birthday
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Star Wars Gets Rare 70mm IMAX Release For 50th Birthday

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Disney will celebrate the 50th anniversary of Star Wars in 2027 by giving the franchise’s original 1977 film its first-ever…

Arca Collaborates with Musical Moms Madonna and Bjork
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Arca Collaborates with Musical Moms Madonna and Bjork

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Venezuelan experimental artist and producer Arca has offered a glimpse into her studio experiences with Madonna and Björk, describing the…

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
Babylon Bee

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

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