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Day: September 9, 2026

Missouri Redistricting Chaos Is Back Because You Missed It
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Missouri Redistricting Chaos Is Back Because You Missed It

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans in Missouri, folks. It seems like the state’s effort to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social September 9 2026
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social September 9 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 9, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement and confusion. In a recent transmission…

Dolly Parton’s Sister Hid Cancer Diagnosis From Family Members
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Dolly Parton’s Sister Hid Cancer Diagnosis From Family Members

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Dolly Parton kept her cancer diagnosis private from much of her extended family before her death last month, and according…

Trans-Siberian Orchestra Embarks On 30th Anniversary Winter Tour
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Trans-Siberian Orchestra Embarks On 30th Anniversary Winter Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Trans-Siberian Orchestra have announced a winter 2026 tour in celebration of their 30th anniversary. The tour will see the symphonic…

Billy Joel Says Loud Concerts Damaged His Brain Function
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Billy Joel Says Loud Concerts Damaged His Brain Function

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Billy Joel has been slow to retake the stage after canceling all his shows and revealing his diagnosis of Normal…

Air Force One gets emergency parachute before Trump’s big exit
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Air Force One gets emergency parachute before Trump’s big exit

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest adventure, and I have to say, it’s a…

Democracy Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
The Onion

Democracy Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

       The post Democracy Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…

Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess
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Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending and Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation is here to save us with her…

Jarmusch and van Wissem Drop Double Album with Courtney Barnett Track
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Jarmusch and van Wissem Drop Double Album with Courtney Barnett Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Jim Jarmusch and Dutch lutenist Jozef van Wissem have announced a new pair of collaborative albums, Bocca di Lupo and…

Oasis Doc Highlights Fans As The True Heroes
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Oasis Doc Highlights Fans As The True Heroes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

According to Oasis’ Liam Gallagher, “you have to fucking care a lot to not give a fuck.” It’s one of…

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