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Day: September 9, 2026

Apple Unveils First Foldable iPhone And AirPods 5 Models
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Apple Unveils First Foldable iPhone And AirPods 5 Models

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Apple held its “Surprise and Shine” event on Wednesday, September 9th. Iterative improvements to the iPhone, AirPods, and Apple Watch…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social September 9 2026
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social September 9 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 9, 2026

The MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with anticipation. In a recent transmission on Truth…

Judges Weigh Fate Of Easy At-Home Abortions Nationwide Again
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Judges Weigh Fate Of Easy At-Home Abortions Nationwide Again

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The issue of medication abortion is back in the courts, and…

Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again
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Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Apple’s latest iPhone lineup is here, and it’s a doozy. The company has finally unveiled the long-rumored iPhone Duo, a…

Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew
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Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Silent Hill: Townfall is coming, and I’m both excited and terrified – a perfect combination for any horror fan. The…

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus
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‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

    PALO ALTO, CA — As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming…

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus
Babylon Bee

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

    PALO ALTO, CA — As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming…

Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest predictions, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

Angine de Poitrine Hits Fallon for US TV Debut Tonight
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Angine de Poitrine Hits Fallon for US TV Debut Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Breakout Canadian rock duo Angine de Poitrine are set to make their US television debut on The Tonight Show Starring…

Breaking Benjamin Singer Stops Show to Slam Fallout 4 Modder Feud
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Breaking Benjamin Singer Stops Show to Slam Fallout 4 Modder Feud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Breaking Benjamin frontman Benjamin Burnley paused his band’s September 6th performance in Holmdel, New Jersey, to rant about his feud…

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