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Day: September 13, 2026

Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: Slate Pears Game 395: Sept. 13, 2026 β€” 86% Journalism Not Found

FinnSeptember 13, 2026

SPIN OF THE DAY 🎰 Spin the Fake verdict: 86% β€” Journalism Not Found Dr. Milton Truthwell says:Ah, the illustrious…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 13 2026 again
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 13 2026 again

Milton TruthwellSeptember 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, the…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT builds greatest ballroom at White House as gift to USA
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT builds greatest ballroom at White House as gift to USA

Milton TruthwellSeptember 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about a ballroom. A spectacular ballroom, to be exact, that’s being…

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…

Iron Maiden in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)
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Iron Maiden in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2026

Classic English heavy metal from Leyton, East London Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Megadeth in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)
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Megadeth in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2026

Classic heavy metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest warnings about AI are getting more and more dire,…

Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years
Breaking, Games News

Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

It’s time to get excited, gamers, because Enshrouded, the latest open-world survival game from Keen Games, is finally leaving Early…

Voter Fraud Concerns Rise Because That’s Exactly What We Needed
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Voter Fraud Concerns Rise Because That’s Exactly What We Needed

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polls on voter fraud, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

The debate around artificial intelligence is heating up in Washington, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what all the fuss…

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