KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…
Day: September 13, 2026
Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights
Nintendo is at it again, trying to suck every last penny out of our wallets with yet another remake, this…
Emmys Producers Warn Aging Stars Deadline For ‘In Memoriam’ Segment Midnight
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that late entries would not be tolerated, producers for the 78th Primetime Emmy Awards issued a statement…
Democrats Gain Momentum, Republicans Construct Obstacle To Progress Literally
The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barn burner, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about…
Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷♂️. In a move…
Demi Lovato Rocks Out with Pabllo Vittar at Rock in Rio
Demi Lovato took the Palco Mundo stage at Rock in Rio on Saturday delivering a career-spanning set that mixed material…
J Balvin Brings Brazilian Beats to Rock in Rio Festival Stage
J Balvin took the Palco Mundo stage at Rock in Rio on Saturday, for an hour-long celebration of reggaeton that…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 13 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 13 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Wisconsin congressman Tom Tiffany had quite the Saturday night, making an…