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Day: September 14, 2026

Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently
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Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Well, that was a surprise. In a move that will likely be remembered as one of the most tone-deaf decisions…

Myles Kennedy Rejects AI Songwriting Assistance Completely
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Myles Kennedy Rejects AI Songwriting Assistance Completely

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Alter Bridge and Slash singer Myles Kennedy has expressed his reluctance to use AI as a songwriting tool, stating that…

Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
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Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump slams AI and climate change alarmists
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump slams AI and climate change alarmists

Milton TruthwellSeptember 14, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump declares AI takeover a hoax
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump declares AI takeover a hoax

Milton TruthwellSeptember 14, 2026

In a shocking TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, has debunked the notion…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP dismisses AI takeover as latest hoax
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP dismisses AI takeover as latest hoax

Milton TruthwellSeptember 14, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the infinite wisdom of THE FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump unveils new White House heliport made of carved granite
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump unveils new White House heliport made of carved granite

Milton TruthwellSeptember 14, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

Sydney Sweeney Drops 200k Instagram Followers Over Racy Ad Backlash
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Sydney Sweeney Drops 200k Instagram Followers Over Racy Ad Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Sydney Sweeney’s latest ad campaign has cost her more than 200,000 Instagram followers, according to social media analytics firm Social…

Emmy Awards 2026 Winners Announced Live Tonight
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Emmy Awards 2026 Winners Announced Live Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

The contenders for the 2026 Emmy Awards feel pretty representative of the current state of the television industry, with the…

Social Distortion Rocks Brooklyn with Descendents and The Chats
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Social Distortion Rocks Brooklyn with Descendents and The Chats

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

A combined 95 years of California punk rock made its way to Brooklyn, New York, on Saturday, September 12th, for…

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