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Day: September 14, 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT predicts big November 3rd impact after sold out convention
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT predicts big November 3rd impact after sold out convention

Milton TruthwellSeptember 14, 2026

The Republican Midterm Convention in Dallas was a resounding success, according to a recent transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE. In…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT says AI hoax mirrors Global Warming Scam
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT says AI hoax mirrors Global Warming Scam

Milton TruthwellSeptember 14, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the prophecy is clear: the Radical Left Dumocrats are perpetrating an AI Hoax, reminiscent…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 14 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 14 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 14, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s about GENERAL RULES. In a shocking turn of events, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social September 15 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social September 15 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 14, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT Promises $5000 to Adults if Republicans Win Big
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT Promises $5000 to Adults if Republicans Win Big

Milton TruthwellSeptember 14, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…

Angels Set Off Fireworks To Celebrate Base Hit
The Onion

Angels Set Off Fireworks To Celebrate Base Hit

FinnSeptember 14, 2026

       The post Angels Set Off Fireworks To Celebrate Base Hit appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

Spin of the Day: Umar Kremlev, a Russian oligarch, financed Donald Trump Jr.’s wedding on a private island. — 13% Mostly Reality
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: Umar Kremlev, a Russian oligarch, financed Donald Trump Jr.’s wedding on a private island. — 13% Mostly Reality

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Donald Trump Jr.’s wedding was financially supported by Umar Kremlev, a Russian oligarch with connections to Vladimir Putin, who reportedly…

Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has rejected President Donald Trump’s plan to change…

Nervous Mariska Hargitay Calms Self Down By Picturing Audience Brutally Murdered
The Onion

Nervous Mariska Hargitay Calms Self Down By Picturing Audience Brutally Murdered

FinnSeptember 14, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Taking a deep breath as she peeked her head out from the wings of the Peacock Theater, Primetime…

Another Twist in Lanterns Because You Clearly Weren’t Confused Enough Already
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Another Twist in Lanterns Because You Clearly Weren’t Confused Enough Already

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Lanterns Episode 5 has finally landed on HBO Max, and it’s a doozy. The latest installment is packed with action,…

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