How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge
Breaking news: a movie about bank robbers is coming out and it’s going to be totally original and not at…
Day: September 18, 2026
NTSB suggests ditching human toll booths for safety reasons obviously
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the National Transportation Safety Board, and let me tell…
California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s latest move to regulate artificial intelligence, and I…
Husband In Critical Condition After Attempting Two Minutes Of Beginner’s Yoga
AUSTIN, TX — Local husband Matt Gaines was rushed to the Intensive Care Unit Tuesday evening after attempting a…
Husband In Critical Condition After Attempting Two Minutes Of Beginner’s Yoga
AUSTIN, TX — Local husband Matt Gaines was rushed to the Intensive Care Unit Tuesday evening after attempting a…
Sammy Hagar Fires Back at Alex Van Halen Insult
Sammy Hagar appeared on Trunk Nation with Eddie Trunk on SiriusXM, where he responded to Alex Van Halen‘s recent comments…
TSA Snags Tyler The Creator Merch Along With Fake IDs
The US Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has shared a photo of fake IDs seized at LaGuardia Airport in Queens, New…
Brandy Clark Unveils New Album And 2027 Tour Plans
Brandy Clark has announced a new album, the bird, arriving January 15th, 2027, via Reprise Records. As a first preview,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump reaches record 95 percent approval rating
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. According to a recent post on…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump Endorses Dan S Sullivan For Senate
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Alaska have been blessed with a divine endorsement. In a recent…