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Day: September 24, 2026

Beach Boys Nix September Concerts Without Warning
Live, Music News

Beach Boys Nix September Concerts Without Warning

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

The Beach Boys have suddenly canceled all of their scheduled September shows without explanation. The concerts were set to mark…

Frugal Living Now Slightly Less Painful Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Frugal Living Now Slightly Less Painful Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN is launching a nine-week Savings Challenge, and I’m not sure…

Guy Outside Obama Center Selling Cheaper Tickets To Something Called ‘Barry’s Magical Experience’
The Onion

Guy Outside Obama Center Selling Cheaper Tickets To Something Called ‘Barry’s Magical Experience’

FinnSeptember 24, 2026

       CHICAGO—Saying the man promised visitors access to the “real show,” onlookers confirmed Thursday that a guy outside the Barack…

Louder Than Life Fest Sizzles With Iron Maiden And Tool Performances
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Louder Than Life Fest Sizzles With Iron Maiden And Tool Performances

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

The 2026 edition of the massive rock festival Louder Than Life in Louisville brought with it four days of scorching…

Show Me the Body Tackle Charli XCXs Rock Music on Spotify
Live, Music News

Show Me the Body Tackle Charli XCXs Rock Music on Spotify

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

Show Me the Body covered Charli xcx’s “Rock Music” during their Spotify Live Room performance. The post-hardcore band’s rendition underscores…

Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US 30-year Treasury yield rising to 5.45%, its highest level since…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social September 24 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social September 24 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 24, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s all about the rules. In a recent Transmission on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Dems accuse Donald of seeking Ford’s Theater rename
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Dems accuse Donald of seeking Ford’s Theater rename

Milton TruthwellSeptember 24, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH has taken to Truth Social to debunk the latest “FAKE NEWS”…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT meets Xi to discuss Super Intelligence limits
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT meets Xi to discuss Super Intelligence limits

Milton TruthwellSeptember 24, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump slams Fake News Media and Dumocrats
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump slams Fake News Media and Dumocrats

Milton TruthwellSeptember 24, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is out: the Ford’s Theatre Lie is just another example of the…

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