Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…
Day: September 26, 2026
Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…
Pittsburgh Home Invasion Takes Deadly Turn For The Worse Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this horrific crime in Pittsburgh, where a pediatrician, Dr. Idris Evans, was fatally…
National Election Swayed As Beverly From Nebrasks Puts Political Sign In Yard
KEARNEY, NE — The tide turned this morning in the upcoming national midterm elections after Beverly Franks from Nebraska…
LEGALIZER: Man Declares War on Bureaucracy By Asking About Garden Gnome Naming Rights
It started, as most federal crimes do, with a perfectly innocent question. A citizen apparently asked the LEGALIZER terminal: "Is it a federal offense to name…
GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Republican former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz is out here saying that…
China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…
Max Miller’s Lawyers Just Can’t Get Enough of Bernie Moreno
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Rep. Max Miller, and I’ve got to say,…
Unto Others in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)
Gothic rock/heavy from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)
Doom metal from Brooklyn, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…