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Day: September 29, 2026

GOP Senator Saves Trump from Himself Again Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Senator Saves Trump from Himself Again Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A bipartisan effort to protect the Kennedy Center from demolition was…

Jet Sets Sights On South America For 2027 Debut Tour
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Jet Sets Sights On South America For 2027 Debut Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Jet are heading out on their first-ever South American tour. The Australian rockers will play three shows across Colombia, Chile,…

Spider-Man Clone Saga Heads To Prime Video As New Series
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Spider-Man Clone Saga Heads To Prime Video As New Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Weeks after Prime Video’s disappointing decision to cancel its very good Spider-Noir series, the streamer is nearing a deal with…

Fake Names Blend Punk Roots With Jangle Pop Sound
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Fake Names Blend Punk Roots With Jangle Pop Sound

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Punk supergroup Fake Names — featuring members of Refused and Bad Religion, among others — have unveiled the new song…

Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents
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Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents

FinnSeptember 29, 2026

       President Trump directed U.S. agencies to rename AI to “super intelligence” on all official documents, claiming that the term…

New Found Glory Pays Tribute To Late Guitarist Chad Gilbert Live
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New Found Glory Pays Tribute To Late Guitarist Chad Gilbert Live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

New Found Glory honored their late guitarist Chad Gilbert during a performance at Walt Disney’s World’s EPCOT in Orlando, Florida,…

Trump Gets Green Light to Deport People Randomly Again Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Gets Green Light to Deport People Randomly Again Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the Supreme Court, and let me tell you, it’s…

Daughtry Expands 20 Years Unplugged US Tour Into 2027
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Daughtry Expands 20 Years Unplugged US Tour Into 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Daughtry have announced a second leg of their “20 Years Unplugged” tour for Winter 2027. The new dates kick off…

GTA 6 To Feature Realistic Hurricane Simulations
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GTA 6 To Feature Realistic Hurricane Simulations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

In a time when festivals are getting washed out left and right, Rockstar Games is about to launch a re-engineered,…

Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one, a 28-year-old Venezuelan delivery driver, Wilber Rafael Garces-Perez, is facing…

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