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Day: September 30, 2026

Anthrax Enlists Emergency Drummer for 50,000 Person Gig
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Anthrax Enlists Emergency Drummer for 50,000 Person Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Imagine getting a call to play drums for a legendary metal band at a massive stadium concert just hours before…

UK Terror Suspects Back In Custody After Sharing Meme
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UK Terror Suspects Back In Custody After Sharing Meme

FinnSeptember 30, 2026

    GLOUCESTERSHIRE — A group of Muslim men released by authorities earlier this week were back in custody today after…

Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card
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Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems federal regulators are investigating former Rep. Adam Kinzinger for…

P.O.D. Drops Heavy New Track Outbreak With Cory Brandan
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P.O.D. Drops Heavy New Track Outbreak With Cory Brandan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

P.O.D. are back with the new song “Outbreak” featuring Norma Jean vocalist Cory Brandan. The track marks the band’s first…

Near Disaster As FlyDubai Pilot Fails To Illuminate ‘No Hijacking’ Sign
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Near Disaster As FlyDubai Pilot Fails To Illuminate ‘No Hijacking’ Sign

FinnSeptember 30, 2026

    TEL AVIV — Disaster nearly struck FlyDubai Flight FZ1073 this morning after the pilot forgot to illuminate the “No…

Mogwai Teams Up With Iggy Pop On New Track Underground
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Mogwai Teams Up With Iggy Pop On New Track Underground

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Mogwai have announced a new career-spanning compilation titled Happy Tears, out January 8th via their own Rock Action Records. The…

Fontaines D.C. Drops New Single Tongue Ahead Of Dopamine Chamber
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Fontaines D.C. Drops New Single Tongue Ahead Of Dopamine Chamber

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Fontaines D.C. have released “Tongue,” the second single from their upcoming studio album Dopamine Chamber. Accompanying the song is a…

Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs
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Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of Fallout 76 continues, and this time, Bethesda is pulling out all the stops to get us…

Grasshopper cuts NetEase ties to escape live service limbo
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Grasshopper cuts NetEase ties to escape live service limbo

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of publishers trying to make a quick buck in the gaming industry continues, and this time, it’s…

Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams
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Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming landscape couldn’t get any more exciting, Aska Studios and Megabit come along and shake…

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