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Day: September 30, 2026

Garth Brooks Expands 2026 Tour With Tulsa Dates Added
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Garth Brooks Expands 2026 Tour With Tulsa Dates Added

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Garth Brooks is heading back to Oklahoma for a three-night stand at Tulsa’s BOK Center as part of his “Blame…

Tony Iommi Honored with MBE at Windsor Castle Ceremony
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Tony Iommi Honored with MBE at Windsor Castle Ceremony

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Black Sabbath legend Tony Iommi was awarded the prestigious Member of the Order of the British Empire (MBE) at Windsor…

Nas Teams Up with Mayor to Honor Bronx Hip-Hop School
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Nas Teams Up with Mayor to Honor Bronx Hip-Hop School

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

The Bronx School of Hip-Hop has officially launched with an inaugural freshman class of about 100 students. New York City…

Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Democrats have blocked a GOP-led bill to combat rising energy…

King Solomon Asks 1,000 Wives And Concubines If There Is Anything To Charges That He Is A Patriarchal Misogynist
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King Solomon Asks 1,000 Wives And Concubines If There Is Anything To Charges That He Is A Patriarchal Misogynist

FinnSeptember 30, 2026

    JERUSALEM — King Solomon held court with his 700 wives and 300 concubines to ask whether or not there…

Dexter and the Moonrocks Pick Essential 90s Albums
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Dexter and the Moonrocks Pick Essential 90s Albums

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Dexter and the Moonrocks are one of 2026’s biggest breakout rock acts, but they seem remarkably unfazed. “It’s a Lot”…

Jelly Roll Drummer Tackles Slipknots Wait and Bleed at Lightning Speed
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Jelly Roll Drummer Tackles Slipknots Wait and Bleed at Lightning Speed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Jelly Roll drummer Cody Ash took on Slipknot’s “Wait and Bleed” as part of Drumeo’s challenge for drummers to learn…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from Washington. Senate Democrats have blocked…

Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
The Onion

Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat

FinnSeptember 30, 2026

       The post Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat appeared…

Latin Music Vinyl Sales Smash 2025 US Revenue Record Already
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Latin Music Vinyl Sales Smash 2025 US Revenue Record Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Latin music’s vinyl boom in the US is having quite the year. According to the RIAA’s newly released mid-year report,…

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