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Month: September 2026

US Military Almost Fell For Own AI Prank Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Military Almost Fell For Own AI Prank Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a recent incident where a Chinese ship in the Middle East was…

Neil Young Drops 50th Album With Second New Song
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Neil Young Drops 50th Album With Second New Song

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026

Neil Young has today released Second Song, the 50th album in his illustrious career and the second with his band…

Gnarls Barkley Launch First Tour in Nearly Two Decades
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Gnarls Barkley Launch First Tour in Nearly Two Decades

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026

Gnarls Barkley are hitting the road for the first time in 18 years. CeeLo Green and Danger Mouse have announced…

Matthew Rhys goes rogue and Rob Lowe picks a thriller
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Matthew Rhys goes rogue and Rob Lowe picks a thriller

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026

This week’s picks include a variety of new and exciting releases on popular streaming platforms such as Paramount+, Hulu, Netflix,…

‘Obesity Is A Disease,’ Says Fatty
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‘Obesity Is A Disease,’ Says Fatty

FinnSeptember 18, 2026

    CHATTANOOGA, TN — Local fatty Mark Thompson spent all of lunch today explaining to family members how obesity is…

GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers
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GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Fortnite, the game that refuses to be derailed, is adding yet another major collaboration to its already impressive list. Because,…

Wings of Theve Takes Flight as Latest Action Star Wannabe
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Wings of Theve Takes Flight as Latest Action Star Wannabe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Get ready to take to the skies with the latest installment in the Ace Combat series, as I sat down…

Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role
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Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh joy, another Call of Duty game, because what the world really needed was yet another iteration of the same…

Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but shake…

Toys R Us Relaunches With Hundreds Of New Stores
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Toys R Us Relaunches With Hundreds Of New Stores

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026

Toys ‘R’ Us is making a major comeback with the announcement of 120 new stores, hoping to attract the now-adults…

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