Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…
Month: September 2026
Trump Demands Schools Cook Like Gordon Ramsay Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration is pushing for schools to…
Slipknot Unleashes Massive Summer 2027 Stadium Tour Plans
Slipknot have announced a Summer 2027 stadium tour, featuring dates in North America, South America, and the UK. The outing,…
Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP
ROCKFORD, IL—Toilet paper rolls hanging limply at their sides as they stood astonished in front of the home, local…
Nathan Fielder Series Sparks Senate Action On Pilot Mental Health Bills
Nathan Fielder has spent years turning increasingly elaborate stunts into television to great effect. It seems one of them may…
Vedder Joins Pixies and Bad Religion at Ohana Fest
This weekend marked the 10th anniversary of Ohana Festival, organized by Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder in Dana Point, California.…
Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prosecutors in New York are reopening an investigation into an…
LEGALIZER: Man Asks About Standing Ovation, Triggers Federal Show Law and Gets Charged
A bewildered citizen posed what seemed like an innocent question — "Is it illegal to give a standing ovation at a middle school talent show?" — and the LEGALIZ…
AOC’s Totally Casual NY State Tour Definitely Not Campaigning
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s multi-day swing through parts of New York State, and I…
Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the midterms mood among Donald Trump’s inner circle, and I have…