ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP demands lower interest rates after 162000 jobs added
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet.…
Month: September 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Congress considers turning Donald Trumps data center pledge into law
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Decree on Data Center Pledge In a shocking turn of events, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Save America Act Nears Passage
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America is once again on high alert. In a recent transmission on Truth Social,…
Rockstar Leaks Worsen As Hackers Release Fully Playable Copy Of ‘GTA IX’
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sending the publisher scrambling to protect trade secrets related to the hotly anticipated project, leaks from Rockstar Games…
Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, threatening to prevent the…
System of a Down’s Toxicity Reigns as Metal Masterpiece
In a 2009 chat with Q magazine, legendary producer Rick Rubin pondered his initial interest in working on System of…
Maluma Teams Up with Beyoncé on Birthday Deluxe Edition Release
Maluma is still processing the fact that he has a song with Beyoncé. The Colombian singer reacted on his Instagram…
Wage War Drops New Album Landfall And Title Track Now
Wage War have announced a new studio album, Landfall, set for release October 9th via Fearless Records. Alongside the news…
Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous convicted sex…
What To Know About ‘Earle Meets World’
Influencer Alix Earle is the star of Netflix’s newest reality show, Earle Meets World. The Onion shares everything you…