Weezer Launches The Gathering Tour Grab Last Minute Tickets Now
Weezer are hitting the road this fall on “Weezer: The Gathering,” a 32-date North American arena tour with The Shins…
Month: September 2026
Neil Peart Documentary Trailer Is Now Available To Watch
The first trailer for the upcoming documentary Neil Peart: No One’s Disciple has been unveiled ahead of its September 23rd…
Trump Admin Offers States Ultimatum On Undocumented Immigrants Data
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Justice Department, and I have to say,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump declares Lake Ontario now Lake America officially
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has announced that Apple Maps has…
The Babylon Bee Guide To Boomer Slang
Connecting with the older folk can be a challenge, especially when you have a hard time understanding what they’re…
Tim Curry Dies From Natural Causes At Age 77
Tim Curry died from coronary artery disease. The actor’s cause of death was detailed in documents from the Los Angeles…
Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump’s latest nomination, and I have to say, it’s a…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DJT claims 400 million dollar ballroom gift to America
We have breaking news, folks, as THE ORANGE ORACLE has issued another TRANSMISSION from the hallowed halls of Truth Social.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump proposes renaming Hormuz Strait to Trump Strait
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is bracing for impact. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…
Sauron Insists He Only Tried To Enslave All Of Middle-Earth Because He Was Suffering From Postpartum Depression
BARAD-DÛR, MORDOR — Accused of attempting to enslave all the free peoples of Middle-earth and cover the land with…