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Month: September 2026

Amazon Offers AirPods At Lowest Prices Of The Year
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Amazon Offers AirPods At Lowest Prices Of The Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Labor Day is upon us, and Apple’s various AirPods models are on sale as part of Amazon’s Labor Day Sale.…

Van Halen Drummer Alex Van Halen Earns Royal Dutch Honor
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Van Halen Drummer Alex Van Halen Earns Royal Dutch Honor

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Drumming legend Alex Van Halen has been knighted as a member of the Order of the Netherlands Lion. This is…

AI Music Identification Tips Unveiled Now
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AI Music Identification Tips Unveiled Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

AI is a moving target, and the tricks that help us identify it can quickly become outdated. When Suno launched…

ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy
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ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Pierre Damas Bel, a 20-year-old Haitian immigrant, is…

Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs
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Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

There are no new Harry Potter books or movies on the horizon, but that’s not stopping Warner Bros. from finding…

Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
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Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Universal Orlando is saying goodbye to another piece of its past, as Animal Actors on Location is set to close…

GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing
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GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of human history, GWAR has announced that they’re…

Satch and Vai Unleash Album For 12 People Who Still Care About Guitar Solos
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Satch and Vai Unleash Album For 12 People Who Still Care About Guitar Solos

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 After decades of friendship, guitar legends Joe Satriani and Steve Vai have…

Babylon Bee Writers Devastated As AOC Announces She Will Never Date A Conservative
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Babylon Bee Writers Devastated As AOC Announces She Will Never Date A Conservative

FinnSeptember 2, 2026

    BABYLON BEE HEADQUARTERS — Mourning and sorrow have seized the writers of The Babylon Bee as Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,…

Elliot Page Waits for Next Role After The Odyssey
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Elliot Page Waits for Next Role After The Odyssey

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

In The Odyssey, Elliot Page has a small but significant role as Sinon, the soldier sacrificed to sell the Greeks’…

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