ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump approves 3.4 million for South Dakota storms
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has announced that he…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump approves 19.9 million for Missouri storm relief
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Missouri shall rejoice. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump grants 20.5 million dollars to Kansas storm victims
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE. In a shocking turn of…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump approves 3.4 million dollars for North Dakota storms
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Commander of Caps Lock, has announced that he…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump sends 50.5 million dollars to Texas
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Texas is about to receive a whopping $50.5 million in recovery efforts from the…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump nominates Hung Cao as next Navy Secretary
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social post,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump touts North Carolina support at G20 meeting
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s all about the greatness of North Carolina. In a recent…
Because What The World Needed Was Another GTA Teaser On Netflix
The latest numbers are in, and the most-watched title on Netflix last week was Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended…
Bipartisanship breaks out somehow in Washington
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama on the House floor, and let me tell you,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date and time
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Iowa should rejoice. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE…