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Month: September 2026

National Election Swayed As Beverly From Nebrasks Puts Political Sign In Yard
Babylon Bee

National Election Swayed As Beverly From Nebrasks Puts Political Sign In Yard

FinnSeptember 26, 2026

    KEARNEY, NE — The tide turned this morning in the upcoming national midterm elections after Beverly Franks from Nebraska…

LEGALIZER: Man Declares War on Bureaucracy By Asking About Garden Gnome Naming Rights
legalizer

LEGALIZER: Man Declares War on Bureaucracy By Asking About Garden Gnome Naming Rights

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026

It started, as most federal crimes do, with a perfectly innocent question. A citizen apparently asked the LEGALIZER terminal: "Is it a federal offense to name…

GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Republican former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz is out here saying that…

China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…

Max Miller’s Lawyers Just Can’t Get Enough of Bernie Moreno
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Max Miller’s Lawyers Just Can’t Get Enough of Bernie Moreno

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Rep. Max Miller, and I’ve got to say,…

Unto Others in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)
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Unto Others in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Gothic rock/heavy from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)
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Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Doom metal from Brooklyn, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)10:58 PM
Videos

Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)10:58 PM

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Doom metal from Brooklyn, New York Photo: Metalgigs.us Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Pearl Jam Taps Abe Laboriel Jr as New Drummer
Live, Music News

Pearl Jam Taps Abe Laboriel Jr as New Drummer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2026

Pearl Jam has officially unveiled their new drummer, Abe Laboriel Jr., a longtime collaborator of Paul McCartney, during a surprise…

Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has made a decision that’s got everyone talking…

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