Guy Ritchie’s Wife and Dog are More Interesting than His Movies Apparently They Get a Teaser Trailer Now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie trailer of the year? I…
Month: September 2026
I’ve Got A Bad Feline About This
The post I’ve Got A Bad Feline About This appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…
Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial
Folks, let me tell you, this trial is going to be a wild ride. Opening statements are set to begin…
5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Legacy”? 🙄 Five Finger Death Punch just dropped the physical editions of…
Udo still making music somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a whole lot of metal? Because Udo Dirkschneider and…
Stray Cat Sparks Heroic Quest In San Bernardino Backyard
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jaina Spagis, a woman who has dedicated her life to rescuing cats in…
Trump’s New Green Card Rule Sparks Controversy Somehow
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest Trump administration rule, and I have to say, folks, this…
US Military Brings Drones to South America Because That Always Ends Well
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military is planning to send some of its MQ-9…
Saudi Arabia Gets New F-35 Jets Because Peace Is Overrated
The Trump administration has just announced that it’s approved a potential multi-billion dollar sale of F-35 fighter jets to Saudi…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Dirty Leaks About Iran Prove Disloyalty Towards President Donald J Trump
THE ORANGE ORACLE Strikes Again: Leaks, Threats, and a SIDE OF IRAN In a bewildering TRANSMISSION from the desk of…