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Month: September 2026

Wife Swoons As Husband Recites Song Of Solomon Verse Comparing Her To A Horse
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Wife Swoons As Husband Recites Song Of Solomon Verse Comparing Her To A Horse

FinnSeptember 25, 2026

    REDDING, CA — Sources revealed that Georgia Mendlerot was over the moon on Friday after her husband recited a…

Mississippi Police Reveal Tasia Fortune’s Death Was Just Drama
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Mississippi Police Reveal Tasia Fortune’s Death Was Just Drama

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I just can’t help but think that this…

Clutch Drops New Album Wasted Lands And Debut Single
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Clutch Drops New Album Wasted Lands And Debut Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Clutch have announced their 14th studio album, Wasted Lands, out January 22nd via Weathermaker Records. The band has also unleashed…

Chad Smith Rocks Black Sabbath Classic Fairies Wear Boots Live
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Chad Smith Rocks Black Sabbath Classic Fairies Wear Boots Live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith has played through Black Sabbath‘s “Fairies Wear Boots” as part of his program…

Crypta Unleash Death Metal Fury with A Portrait of Decay
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Crypta Unleash Death Metal Fury with A Portrait of Decay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Crypta’s new single “A Portrait of Decay” is a standout track that showcases the band’s ability to conjure a sense…

10 Ways Trump Made Xi Feel At Home In The White House
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10 Ways Trump Made Xi Feel At Home In The White House

FinnSeptember 25, 2026

    Chinese President Xi Jinping visited the White House this week for some good old-fashioned diplomacy, but President Donald Trump…

Anika Nilles Drops Stick During RUSH Tom Sawyer Fill
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Anika Nilles Drops Stick During RUSH Tom Sawyer Fill

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Anika Nilles has been near-perfect behind the kit on RUSH’s “Fifty Something” reunion tour, impressing fans as she fills the…

Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the bond market, and folks, it’s been a wild ride. Bond yields are…

Mastodon Rocks Brooklyn With Deafheaven And Alcest
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Mastodon Rocks Brooklyn With Deafheaven And Alcest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Mastodon’s “Poisonous Weapons Tour” made a stop at the Brooklyn Paramount in Brooklyn, New York, on Thursday night, delivering a…

Nor’easter Forces Cancellations Of Three Major New York Festivals Suddenly
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Nor’easter Forces Cancellations Of Three Major New York Festivals Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Another Morrissey show has been canceled – but this time it wasn’t his fault. He was set to headline Saturday’s…

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