Wendys Drops Emo EP Featuring Big Name Emo Vocalists
Marketing is officially being helmed by middle-aged Millennials as evidenced today by the release of an emo EP from Wendy’s.…
Month: September 2026
To Promote Racial Equity, Nikole Hannah-Jones Abandons Daughter At Crack House
NEW YORK, NY — In a courageous act to promote racial equity in America, New York Times contributor Nikole…
Neil Young Rocks Out with Willie Nelson in Patriotic Performance
Neil Young played the first of two co-headlining shows with Willie Nelson on Tuesday, September 22nd, at Hartford HealthCare Amphitheater…
Brad Bird Unveils Animated Ray Gunn Adventure Trailer
The animation legend Brad Bird is set to release a new film, Ray Gunn, on Netflix after an eight-year hiatus…
Elon Musk May Invest in Paramount
Paramount is looking for an injection of cash from a group of equity investors that could include Elon Musk, according…
Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is raising prices for several streaming subscription tiers, and…
Republicans Not Sure Why Poll Numbers Dropping Despite Doing So Many Wildly Unpopular Things
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Republican leaders are reportedly meeting this week to discuss how their polling could be so terrible…
Proud Wife Informs Husband How Much Money She Made Today Returning Things To Target
DALLAS, TX — Local husband Max Boyer was reportedly welcomed home Tuesday by his wife, Tiffany, who proudly announced…
Collins Embroiled In Allegations Of Totally Normal Politics As Usual
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Senator Susan Collins, and I have to say,…
Skid Row Drops Remastered 40 Seasons Greatest Hits Collection
Skid Row have announced a newly remastered edition of 40 Seasons: The Best of Skid Row in celebration of 40…