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Month: September 2026

Brandon Flowers Covers Oasis With Son Onstage In Salt Lake City
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Brandon Flowers Covers Oasis With Son Onstage In Salt Lake City

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

Brandon Flowers was joined onstage by his son, Henry, in a performance of an Oasis cover at a September 11th…

LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Can I legally claim eminent domain over the office fridge’s bottom shelf and it became a federal case
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LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Can I legally claim eminent domain over the office fridge’s bottom shelf and it became a federal case

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 14, 2026

A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Can I legally claim eminent domain over the office fridge's bottom shelf?"…

LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Can I sue a fortune cookie for an inaccurate prediction and it became a federal case
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LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Can I sue a fortune cookie for an inaccurate prediction and it became a federal case

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 13, 2026

A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Can I sue a fortune cookie for an inaccurate prediction?" What followed wa…

LEGALIZER: Man Asks Vending Machine Question, Somehow Triggers Federal Jurisdiction
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LEGALIZER: Man Asks Vending Machine Question, Somehow Triggers Federal Jurisdiction

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

A bewildered citizen once asked a simple, reasonable question — "Can I sue a vending machine for false advertising when the wrong snack falls?" — and within se…

LEGALIZER: Man Asks Innocent Halloween Question, Gets Charged Under Federal Wear Law
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LEGALIZER: Man Asks Innocent Halloween Question, Gets Charged Under Federal Wear Law

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 18, 2026

It started innocently enough. A curious citizen typed a perfectly reasonable question into the LEGALIZER public inquiry terminal: "Is it illegal to wear a Hall…

LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Can I legally declare a snow day for myself when it merely drizzles and it became a federal case
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LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Can I legally declare a snow day for myself when it merely drizzles and it became a federal case

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 17, 2026

A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Can I legally declare a snow day for myself when it merely drizzles?" What…

LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Can my goldfish legally inherit my parking spot and it became a federal case
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LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Can my goldfish legally inherit my parking spot and it became a federal case

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 16, 2026

A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Can my goldfish legally inherit my parking spot?" What followed was, depen…

LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Can I sue my toaster for consistently undercooking one side of the bread and it became a federal case
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LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Can I sue my toaster for consistently undercooking one side of the bread and it became a federal case

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 15, 2026

A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Can I sue my toaster for consistently undercooking one side of the bread?"…

LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Is owning 47 identical black T-shirts a federal offense and it became a federal case
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LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Is owning 47 identical black T-shirts a federal offense and it became a federal case

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 19, 2026

A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Is owning 47 identical black T-shirts a federal offense?" What followed wa…

Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth
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Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth

FinnSeptember 12, 2026

    PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local…

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