Parks in Chaos Because Humans Can’t Share Nice Things
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Sam Peterson, a former park ranger who lost…
Month: September 2026
Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some Republicans are trying to distance themselves from…
Circle Jerks in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)
Hardcore punk from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
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Сrossover thrash band from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some actual music news that doesn’t involve a reunion or a farewell tour?…
Waylon Reavis Finally Finds New Way To Repurpose Mushroomhead Riffs With AKC’s Victim 3
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some angsty alt-metal? 🤘 A KILLER’S CONFESSION, the band led by former MUSHROOMHEAD…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 19 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…
Houthis Just Doing Their Thing While US Sits This One Out
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Iran-backed Houthis are making some dramatic advances…
Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out on the trail in Iowa,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump boasts of 25 accomplishments in fictional third term
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you the latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump, who has taken…